Among other things: AirCav

With some Action

Or maybe Adventure

Using lots of Ammo

And some Aviation

The full Background

Could be Cavalry

Probably in Combat

Involving Defense

On these DVDs

There is Equipment

Which might be FUBAR

Of course, Guns Guns Guns

There is History

There are Helicopters

If You Ain't Cav,

Joint Operations

Kills - Killers - Kill 'em all

There are many Legends

About Mini-guns & MLRS

And Napalm

And Night Vision

Or Observation - Operations

Known Positions

In a Quadrant

During a Recon - Report

Perhaps being Safe or SNAFU

See Target - Pull - Trigger

There are Uniforms

And Units

Resulting in Victory

Via someVectors

The Mission might be to Verify

Utilizing Whiskey or Willy Pete

X - change

If You Ain't Cav

You ain't ___

Zulu

It is projected to save huge amounts of money over other, more heavily armed and armored vehicles. Herbert Smedley at the prestigious Tree-Hugger Institute has also devised a way for this vehicle to run on clean, renewable solar energy. Instead of using various types of petroleum based fuels, this vehicle could be equipped with a series of solar panels and an electric battery. Soldiers merely park it in the sun for three days to charge the battery, or they can requisition the M2S3B5 Solar Array and just plug into that. Within a few hours the Combat Assault Vehicle will be fully charged and capable of driving over 100 miles at 25 mph.

The Combat Assault Vehicle can be dropped by parachute from a C-130, however, the Solar Array and batteries to recharge it will need to be airlifted in by several C-17s.

Project Director Smedley says that a special Electrical Stun Gun can be mounted on the vehicle. It will require separate batteries or else it might drain power from the Combat Assault Vehicle and limit its range. The Stun Gun will have a range of 100 meters and will render the target (one person at a time) helpless for a full 5 minutes. (Probably from laughing) The Stun Gun will not harm any vegetation or animals that are on the endangered species list.

Both the Combat Assault Vehicle and the Electric Stun Gun are built with the latest "green technology." If there is not enough sunlight available to recharge the batteries, then a special sail is provided which can be raised to utilize wind power. It is white in color because fabric dyes would be harmful to the environment.

As a result of using these new pieces of equipment, the Pentagon expects to save millions of dollars a year.